I learned a few things today at the mall. Maybe I already knew a few of these things, but some things got me thinkin’. Interesting place, the mall.
1. I really want to live in The Pottery Barn.
2. Malls need more automatic doors, for handicap people and people pushing strollers. I am sure it was a sight watching me try and get a double stroller through double doors.
3. Not to self: if it smells good in the bottle, doesn’t mean it will smell good on. So, don’t lather yourself up to your elbows with lotion you have never smelled before. You will get sick and will not be able to rub it off with 5 baby wipes.
4. Malls also need more portable high chairs. Lunch time at the mall is busy busy and there are lots of children who don’t want to stay in their stroller for lunch.
5. I went in Abercrombie for the first time since I was a freshman in College. It is the same. The shorts are too short and the shirts are too tight… and expensive. Though, I didn’t think they were too short or tight until I couldn’t fit in them anymore. And I did think it was expensive, but I didn’t have anything else to pay for so I could technically afford it. Tushay.
6. I don’t understand why everyone has to be half-naked in window displays.
7. Thank God for the mall in the winter and when it is raining out. Malls are God’s gift to SAH Moms.
The end.
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