The “Did that just happen?” Day

So there I am re-arranging the items in my backseat to fit all of the stuff I just bought at Target. It only took a few seconds. I then go to reach into the cart and notice that the cart, along with Lucy, are floating across the Target parking lot. When I tell you that they were halfway across the Target Parking lot, they really were. “OH MY GOSHHHH!” I yelled and ran towards the cart. Lucy, She was just staring at me. No expression. I think it was a “I am not sure what is going on but this is kind of fun” expression. She started laughing the closer I got to her. I started cracking up too because I couldn’t believe what just happened. I couldn’t belive it. There was a woman at the end of the lot with her son staring at us. I can only imagine what she was seeing/thinking  from her perspective.

I didn’t hear the cart move. I know I had the car secure between my car and the cart return. I think Lucy pushed off. She has done that before.

Fast forward one hour…

I am sitting on the couch in the basement playing with Lucy and her Farm. I started checking the TV for the weather and noticed that it smelled like Lucy had pooped. I reached down to feel her diaper and I didn’t feel anything. A few minutes went by and I kept smelling it, it was really strong so it couldn’t have just been a fart it had to be poop. So, I looked down and there it was. A HUGE turd on the floor. The Carpet floor. She stepped in it and walked around. 

Oh yeah.

Huh? What? How? Huh?

I looked in her shorts and noticed that 1/2 of her diaper was hanging off. Not surprised since she likes to rip her diaper off every time I put a new one on. So I am assuming she pooped, it fell out of her diaper down her leg onto the floor. She didn’t notice and kept playing with her toys accidentally stepping in it on her way over to the tractor.

I’d say it has been a good day.