It is with great sadness that I report the death of our beloved Goldfish Fishy.
Fishy was a strange Fish, quite boring actually, but a member of the family nonetheless.
His/her cause of death is still unknown but it could possibly because the owner (I) hasn’t changed the tank water for a week ( it only looked like it really needed to be changed for about three days).
The funny thing is that I moved Fishy to the kitchen today to get a bath and when I came in this evening he/she was afloat.
I tried to resuscitate the fish by placing it into the fresh water and it did seem to gain a little more strength, but still pretty much just floating.
This announcement could be pre-mature if for some reason my actions prove to be effective, but, I don’t know anything about fish so I am just calling this one a loss.
Sorry man. Shoulda changed your water sooner?
Amen.
Wait, nevermind, Ryan just texted me a picture of the fish swimming around.
Until I kill him again…
