The Reality
Abram has a terrible diaper rash because he has had “The D” and it wont allow his bum to air out and heal. A friend of mine told me to let him run around without a diaper for a little while the next day.
I have been having very vivid dreams lately (no, I’m not pregnant) and I believe the circumstances above served as inspiration for my dream that night.
The Dream
At some point, I took off Abram’s diaper and let him run around the house. He was excited to be “free” and was running around everywhere. Well, I noticed that he was about to pee so I started chasing him around with his diaper. I finally caught up to him and right before I had a chance to wrap the diaper around his ** he pee’d up over the diaper and right onto my face, hair and neck. I was so mad. It was gross. I had just showered and straightened my hair!
“ABRAM! EWWWW!! AHH!”
Something startled me awake and I realized that… I was laying in a puddle of drool that was trickling down my neck from my cheek and my mouth.
So, I guess Abram didn’t actually pee all over me.
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