Category Archives: Fun & Random Things

I am doing a project for school and I am in need of some help. I am looking for a verse and I can’t remember where I’ve read it and I need it for the project. The verse has something to do with this: When you sin against a person, you are not only sinningContinue reading “Help!”

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? It had no guts How do witches keep their hair in place while flying? With scare spray How do monsters tell their future? They read their horrorscope Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town? Because they don’t have any body to go out withContinue reading “Spooktacular Jokes”

How about… Shopping Chaperone ? I thought of that name on my way to work this moring.

Poopy, 3yrs. old. Fat Guy, 2 yrs old. Princess, 2yrs old. Mr. Meyagi, 9 months old. All of my gold fishes died yesterday. They left behind a nice fish tank, brothers and sisters, a very loving owner and one negligent care taker who is responsible to thier early demise.  It is very tragic. They had beenContinue reading “Obituary”

So I’ve been working on some new material for a while. Here is a sneak preview of my always hilarious jokes!! HaHa (not so much)  What’s the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup! Why don’t aliens eat clowns. Because they taste funny. What do youContinue reading “Its Joke Time!!”

I don’t know how to respond to your comment so this is me doing it.  Nope. You don’t know them. They are friends from high school that I grew up with. Also, I tried to leave a comment about your most recent post and It never works, what is wrong with me?

Anyone have any good diet tips?   I know I should excersice, not weight watchers (tried it)or atkins (I love carbs).

I am very sad to be home from vacation. I really do like the beach, and my freckle count was just getting to the point where they all sort of run together to make me look like I have some other tan-ish color. Usually a week is more than enough and I can’t wait toContinue reading “Home Sweet Home?”