Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
It had no guts
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray
How do monsters tell their future?
They read their horrorscope
Why don’t skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don’t have any body to go out with
What does a ghost get when he falls and scrapes his knee?
A boo boo.
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They’re too wrapped up in themselves
What is a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
A trombone
Why was the witch kicked out of witching school?
Because she flunked spelling
Why can’t skeletons play music in church?
Because they have no organs
What do you get when you cross a Snowman and a Vampire?
Forstbite!
This is alot of fun!!
HaPpY hAlLoWeEn!!
(or Reformation Day.. which ever you prefer!!)
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Oh man. These are bad.
I love ’em!